tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60390298224766260822024-03-13T22:01:00.505-07:00BAD TEENare a bad not a fucking ensembleBad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-74791259836504988672011-12-05T10:16:00.000-08:002011-12-05T10:16:47.947-08:00Ruin Your Fucking Life (at thirteen)It's the jump off, start a punk band.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-34159253484791317802011-12-01T13:49:00.000-08:002011-12-01T13:49:16.026-08:00Shawns Dick : Bad Teens That Impregnate Bad TeensTeen pregnancy is a serious issue and Sometimes bad teens getting pregnant can be a good thing. For example: The teen you're fucking tells you that she thinks she is pregnant by another guy. Not only do you get to fuck a pregnant teen for roughly nine months, but you are also not responsible for the child.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-17061297610821803572011-12-01T06:14:00.000-08:002011-12-01T06:14:46.764-08:00Beard Teen EnsembleAndy has a beard again, Brandon still has a beard, Amy has a beard somewhere maybe, germ sperman is a fucking amateur. no further updates until this is corrected.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-28147852512185861292011-11-15T07:59:00.000-08:002011-11-15T07:59:00.523-08:00approximately, infinite jubilationThe next ones going to be insightful, I promise. Andy just uploaded some taster tracks to internet. Don't know if you've heard about it but somewhere out there on it. One day we will get together and try to release a tape. The Garage Rock Jubilee, sorry indie rock jubilee, was so much fucking fun. We sort of planned to take a break, but we'll probably just keep going out there and fucking up. On November 25th go to the Bumpin' Tacos cd release. The Tacos are playing w/ Hobo Banditos at the Garnet. Don't fuck up.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-82127557559378337862011-11-11T10:43:00.000-08:002011-11-11T10:43:21.071-08:00bromembrance day fuck festAt the spill, kicked off the early am of november11th with a real fuck fest. Another one, got the mix of the bad teen tracks from bareknuckle recordings. 9 tracks of fucking up good. who will master this garbage?Another one, Garage Rock Jubilation this Saturday at the Pigs Ear Tavern. Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-92111855196278915142011-10-31T14:00:00.000-07:002011-10-31T14:00:04.726-07:00Fuck You, Shit We've Done!Did some rock and roll around and otherwise. You were there and you weren't there. Couple house parties, couple not house parties, one in the nations capital. Lots of late nights. We recorded a record with Dan Jacobs. We will do something with it sometime. Some of you will get it and some of you won't get it. A few working titles 'tits and ghosts', 'shawns dick', 'gay family', 'hot chicks with big dicks'. thinking about stealing art work from Marie Croutch. Thinking about stealing art work from Brian Rideout.Thinking about playing gigs and cancelling gigs this November. House party in Guelph Nov. 4th. Canceled fuck you. Nov 10. fuck you. Nov. 12. garage rock jubilee. fuck you. Have Fun.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-81639957388852047832011-09-17T01:10:00.000-07:002011-09-17T01:10:13.851-07:00let;s get blasted outta our skin.fuck you, we play tomorrow night at the spill. 17th sept. 10pmBad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-73533019905463368312011-09-01T17:06:00.000-07:002011-09-01T17:06:09.493-07:00Be As Responsible As Andy Speck, Help Him Move, Help Him Drink His BeerOne day only, your chance to win! Steal a load barring vehicle and help the incredibly cute Andy Speck move to his new home. Is that all you ask? No, move his Dog too. Act now and get to eat night kitchen crust for free. Act later and eat day old night kitchen crust. Ask why not and find out why not. If you're lucky, find yourself in luck with an open mouth kiss. my deepest regards to you Speck, I hope this was posted after you moved in to your new place and that nobody helped you. Fuck you Speck, you cute bastard. PEACE.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-32946300139461289432011-08-17T01:31:00.000-07:002011-08-17T01:31:28.644-07:00All My Friends Are Fucking Cooks part one - Andy Speck<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a2QJLeGHjnU/Tkt75B4T01I/AAAAAAAAAAs/yL0cxMimKqU/s1600/photo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a2QJLeGHjnU/Tkt75B4T01I/AAAAAAAAAAs/yL0cxMimKqU/s320/photo.JPG" width="240" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Fuck it, outta my skull bored, so I’m at the Night Kitchen with Candice trying to interview/dissect Andy Speck without him getting wise. This may or may not be what was said or what happened. And with limited context: All my friends are fucking cooks part one – Andy Speck</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin and Candice Interview Andy at the NightKitchen</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: Candice we have to interview Andy without him knowing about it.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: y'all can gang bang the shit out of me.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: he likes gang baning</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: what?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: he likes gang banging</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: hmmmm.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">...</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: what are your dick plans for tomorrow</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: DIRTYMOTHERFUCKER</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andys dick: im gonna fuck a pie</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: Harlow got a pink rhinestone leather collar.she needs spikes on it so people know that she is gonna jump up claws first on them. I LOVE YOU I COULD EAT YOU.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: [Andy sings the cramps]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: that's alot of pizza you're eating there cflow, not watching your figure?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Cflow: nope.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: cflow do you think andy is handsome?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Cflow: sure yeah. [nods head and smiles]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: [walks in from outside] YEAH [goes to the loo]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: pretending to dry your hands good move</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: just spreading the piss evenly. piss spread!...UGLY MOTHERFUCKER.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: what is andy known for around here?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: cut up black tshirts and outburst..."UGLY MOTHERFUCKER."</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: small head. bighands.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: big hands big feet small head</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: big hands but narrow</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Harrlow: BARK BARK [just like his dick]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: big dick but narrow</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: yeah man...what are you doing over there?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: wouldnt you like to know</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: I asked didn't I.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Cflow: [grabs a cookie from the cookie jar] are those gonna kill you?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: i love ghetto cooking got good at it</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: good for you rory nice balls.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: WHOA is that guy portaging down hunter street. he's been berzerkered.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: [rubs pepperoni on face] thats gonna be a lucky slice for someone.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: YEA </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: when do you think his next outburst will be?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">[ Andy sucks fork with experience and does a weird sexy dance with paper towel.]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: oh its still happening. Does the dancing count as an outburst or is there a difference between pysical out bursts and vocal outburst?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">ANDY: [doing dishes] WHOATHERE'SDILLINTHIS</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: its as if there are a cluster of outburst</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: like he is going into outburst labour, they are getting closer and closer together.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: he needs to start saying radical more</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: i like to do whaterever my friends want me to start to do.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">[Andy starts whistling]</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: he's making his own music now</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: RUNNINAROUUUNDDDDD!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: i'm gonna starting fucking the pizza before i put it in the case. I'm trying to better myself. that's why i've been saying radical more. not to cum, just a quick fuck.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: Cflow are we done yet, fuck!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: swearing in front of children. Radical. where'd you get a pear there buddy?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: RJ's i told him too. We're getting bubble wrap with the produce, wicked. sorry radical, it's new...not the bubble wrap, radical.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: AHHHHWHAT. I labeled the mustard mustarded and someone took it off and replaced it with mustard.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: can i read that i forget everything i've said.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice: you know what we're doing</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: im weird not retarded, dont say retarded say stupid i dont want to offend anybody.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Candice:you already said mustarded.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: i don't care about mustards, fucking mustarded's they dont scare me.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: I MUST TURD. MUST TURD. SO MUCH PIZZA MUST TURD.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: I've eaten so much pizza my shit hasn't floated in three years.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kevin: how should we end this?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Andy: I dont know im going out for a smoke. [physical outburst Andy starts dancing outside]</span></div><br />
Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-12430754752104236732011-08-12T09:07:00.000-07:002011-08-12T09:07:01.491-07:00EVIL WHITE<span data-jsid="text">Absolutely wild, what turns you on to this sort of thing? No matter how much, try to get with it, grow those Fs and Vs, can't get with it. Wanna pick fruit and pull root, you know be that harvestier, fundamentally opposed. I don't know if I'll ever really understand it, can't get away from the cancer. Want cancer, can't get on with the simple life, can't attended to the richness of life, seek to inherit depravity. Is it possible to have both naturalism and despair - simplicity and masochism?</span>Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6039029822476626082.post-70700121116796483692011-08-07T20:40:00.000-07:002011-08-07T20:40:56.181-07:00we are bloggeredlook away and do not subscribe.Bad Teenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16621042470128718643noreply@blogger.com0