Thursday, 1 December 2011

Shawns Dick : Bad Teens That Impregnate Bad Teens

Teen pregnancy is a serious issue and Sometimes bad teens getting pregnant can be a good thing. For example: The teen you're fucking tells you that she thinks she is pregnant by another guy. Not only do you get to fuck a pregnant teen for roughly nine months, but you are also not responsible for the child.

Beard Teen Ensemble

Andy has a beard again, Brandon still has a beard, Amy has a beard somewhere maybe, germ sperman is a fucking amateur.  no further updates until this is corrected.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

approximately, infinite jubilation

The next ones going to be insightful, I promise. Andy just uploaded some taster tracks to internet. Don't know if you've heard about it but somewhere out there on it. One day we will get together and try to release a tape. The Garage Rock Jubilee, sorry indie rock jubilee, was so much fucking fun. We sort of planned to take a break, but we'll probably just keep going out there and fucking up. On November 25th go to the Bumpin' Tacos cd release. The Tacos are playing w/ Hobo Banditos at the Garnet. Don't fuck up.

Friday, 11 November 2011

bromembrance day fuck fest

At the spill, kicked off the early am of november11th with a real fuck fest. Another one, got the mix of the bad teen tracks from bareknuckle recordings. 9 tracks of fucking up good. who will master this garbage?Another one, Garage Rock Jubilation this Saturday at the Pigs Ear Tavern. 

Monday, 31 October 2011

Fuck You, Shit We've Done!

Did some rock and roll around and otherwise. You were there and you weren't there. Couple house parties, couple not house parties, one in the nations capital. Lots of late nights. We recorded a record with Dan Jacobs. We will do something with it sometime. Some of you will get it and some of you won't get it. A few working titles 'tits and ghosts', 'shawns dick', 'gay family', 'hot chicks with big dicks'. thinking about stealing art work from Marie Croutch. Thinking about stealing art work from Brian Rideout.Thinking about playing gigs and cancelling gigs this November. House party in Guelph Nov. 4th. Canceled fuck you. Nov 10. fuck you. Nov. 12. garage rock jubilee. fuck you.  Have Fun.

Saturday, 17 September 2011